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Sing along as Keith sings us a song about our favourite online classifieds site and how it fits in with the holiday spirit:īut what's this I found on the world wide webĪmongst the garbage sites, facebook, and celeb's He's here anyway to sing you a song about Kijiji and Christmas. You may never again hear of Keith Mullins. You may never have heard of Keith Mullins. What are you waiting for? You could totally be playing with my cat right now!

Simply being in the same room with him is a transcendental experience. He is far too wonderful for me to part with. I am offering supervised visits with my cat as a service to you, the cat-loving but cat-less consumer. He is not for sale, adoption, breeding, medical experimentation or anything else. He is the sort of cat that you want to pay to rent. He loves chin rubs, but hates it when you touch his hind legs. He has long black fur that is just wonderful. I'm willing to come to you, but you must cover my costs (gas, time, dressings for the wounds incurred as I tried to get him into his carrier, etc.)

Your suffering is palpable.Ģ) I have a cat and I can stand your suffering no longer.įor a reasonable (and negotiable) price you can pet / praise / cuddle / give treats to my cat. Let's get down to the basics:ġ) You like cats, but you can't have a cat. Excuse me for a moment, tears have overcome me.Įnough hyperbole.

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In short, this world is full of reasons that a good, non-communist, person like you can't have a cat. This world is full of landlords with their 'no pet' rules, immune systems with their 'allergies', Dogs with their 'hunting instincts' and furniture with 'shreddable fabric'. Once in a lifetime an offer comes along, an offer that is so astounding, so groundbreaking, so cute, that only a fool or a communist would pass it up. If you're one of the others, my appologies. if I had a dime!īTW, groovy does not stand for grossly overweight, freaky looking and has to buy a date! I am slim, long brown hair, blue eyes, and most men find me attractive. Tell me as much as you can about your studliness and if you want, include a phone number and I'll call you later, unless you've said you are 'laid back' or 'easy going'. Don't hesitate, it may be the start of something great! Showing me you can string a coherant sentence together without using your for you are, and you can locate spell check on your computer. Oh yeah, ya better have one of those cause if moi needs to park hers to catch her breath, yours better be somethin' to look at! I prefer my age range 40-50, been there done that with the youngins' and was bored to death. :) I just might drag your cute posterior along. IF you can name the sexiest Prince song of all time, don't have a pot belly resembling a pregnant lady which will force you to sit for most of the concert, AND can charm me before and after with some witty repartee. Hate looking like an idiot dancing alone. Groovy chick bought excellent floor tickets two days ago before checking whether all of her friends who 'get Prince' weren't already going.

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!! FREE Prince ticket !! Looking for stud muffin FWIW, I sent in my bid for sexiest Prince song being Shockadelica, though I do prefer Ween's remake entitled LMLYP. Still, Madden said he must assess if the Crown objectively established that Sinclair poses an imminent risk of committing a personal injury offence.At least she 'appologizes' to the overweight folks. Other convictions in the 2000s include theft and criminal harassment. He was also caught in 2007 peeking at a child in a Halifax bathroom and, while incarcerated, at female corrections staff in washrooms. Sinclair was convicted in 1984 for indecent exposure and in 1987 for sexual assault, court heard. Judge Mike Madden said Tuesday that Sinclair has a lengthy criminal record but has not had a sexual assault conviction since the 1980s. A judge has ruled that Sinclair will not have to obey a rare peace bond, which was sought by police who fear he will reoffend. Barry Sinclair is seen in provincial court in St. The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary went to provincial court in February 2017 asking for a peace bond against Sinclair to avoid what police argued is the potential for an imminent personal injury offence. This advertisement has not loaded yet, but your article continues below. Manage Print Subscription / Tax Receipt.

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