#Short monologue funny how to#
#Short monologue funny series#

EXPRESSION! You’ve got a face so use it to tell the story.ģ. ENNUNCIATION! This ain’t no fashion show, we want to understand the words please.Ĥ. EMOTION! Plays and Musicals capture the most dramatic moments of a story, so we want to see some emotion!ĥ. DON’T STRESS! The directors do not have your monologue memorized, so we won’t even notice if you mess up a word or two, so try to keep going.ħ. NO STUFF NEEDED! Don’t use a chair or prop, just use your imagination.Ĩ. CHOOSE WISELY! Pick a monologue that you like, and memorize it!ĩ. Just do your best! We take pride in working hard to cast you into just the right role that will build on your strengths and stretch you as an actor! Top Ten Tips for a Great Auditionġ0.

#Short monologue funny how to#

We’ll teach you how to audition while we audition. Remember at Dandylyon Drama, we know it takes guts to audition, so we give you a role just for showing up. 'I remember seeing the comics in your notebooks in the basement (at your mom's) when I was so little and I thought they were awesome.These, one to one and a half minute, monologues are perfect for auditioning for one of our School Muiscal Productions. 'Bash, bash! Now the garbage can's dented! Thank you!' (Janine Esposito, classmate, 2015)

Your post brought back some great memories. 'To this day, Christine and I still talk about Mr. 'Great story I wish I had the talent to express myself in that way.' (Patrick Roche, friend, 2015) You could make a killing!' (Lynn Bennett Brooks, friend, 2015) 'If this is a true story I sure hope you still have those comic strips. You were always very talented and funny! Thanks for posting this, it started my day with a laugh and brought back some great memories!' (Jennifer Knight Connor, friend, 2015) 'I remember all the parody writing you did back then. 'I was in your class! I LOVED your comics and remember he caught you making one during class and he was pissed!' (Christine Russo, classmate, 2015) But at what cost?' (Brooke Deaver McCoy, actress, 2015) Especially if you played up the geek factor and made it all about his way to fit in. 'What a great story!!!' (Deborah Smola, Black Sheep Theatre, 2015)

#Short monologue funny series#

I think we just answered the same series of questions, and my response to this one wasn't nearly in the same league! I bow down to you, sir!' (Arthur M. It would also make a good short monologue.' (Colleen Gaenssley, Onstage Atlanta, 2015)

If you haven't already, you should find a way to write it into a play or something. A middle-school student draws comic strips about his teachers, until the thin line between reality and fantasy is blurred. 'Lights Up' Podcast from Ensemble Theatre of Chattanooga, 2020įull-length.

Produced by Ensemble Theatre of Chattanooga, TN, 2021.

Produced by Ensemble Theatre of Chattanooga in Chattanooga, TN, 2020.

Produced by Rough Magic Shakespeare Company in Orlando, FL, 2020.

Great piece for an older actor!' (Elisabeth Giffin Speckman, New Play Exchange, 2020) This piece was easily performed in a virtual environment, and offers up both humor and humility. ' I enjoyed a production of this monologue during Rough Magic Shakespeare Company's Three by Three: Uprisings show on July 9, 2020. A real performance treasure!' (Vivian Lermond, New Play Exchange, 2020) ' A beautifully written monologue that lets us first travel downstream on a comedic current, then delivers a twist that turns playful into poignant. Great job! ' (Audience Member, Rough Magic Shakespeare, 2020) Monologue (1 min), An awkward widower prepares for a blind date - the first since his wife has passed away, in this comedic-dramatic monologue. Produced by Gi60 in West Yorkshire, UK, 2015ġM. Staged Reading at Decatur Arts Festival in Decatur, GA, 2014

A very funny monologue perfect for an audition!' (D. ' No more with Kafka's cockroach - Enjoy Daniel Guyton's THE ANTEATER, a short, short monologue that brings us Antony who has awakened as an anteater after a life as financial executive. Guaranteed to get some big laughs in an audience.' (Ryan M. 'If only corruption could be so easily tackled by transforming all the immoral into anteaters! Guyton's monologue THE ANTEATER is cute, funny, and the perfect amount of crazy. Recommended as an amusing and offbeat audition piece or a night of monologues.' (Bryan Stubbles, New Play Exchange, 2017) Guyton captures anteater angst like no other. 'Antony (hehe) finds out he's an anteater, which explains a lot in this humorous and absurd monologue. Monologue (1 min), A corrupt businessman is reincarnated as an anteater, in this comedic monologue.